Crazy dreams

Usually I have really crazy dreams.  I mean, REALLY crazy dreams.  Dreams where I sometimes wake up laughing because they're so absurd.  Lately I've been having bad dreams, usually about my orange goldfish Disco dying.  With those dreams, I wake up and rush into the living room to make sure she's alright.  It's always Disco and she always dies horribly, and the dreams are so realistic, they'll haunt me for days.

Last night was not one of those dreams.  Last night I dreamed that Ponyo got kidnapped by McDonald's in a conspiracy to sell filet o' fish sandwiches with goldfish meat in them!!  Yes.  McDonald's.  This absurd dream probably had something to do with the fact that I recently watched a documentary called "The Cove."  (disclaimer: DON'T watch that documentary.)  It was about this village in Japan where they annually slaughter hundreds and thousands of dolphins, then they package the nearly worthless meat as expensive whale meat, even though it exceeds the legal limit of mercury by over 900%.  The people doing the documentary sneaked into the area and filmed them slaughtering the dolphins, and they showed it, which is why I say don't watch it.

So yeah.  My brain interpreted that as "McDonald's is going to kidnap your goldfish and cook them into sammiches!!!!"  In the dream I was understandably very upset, trying to get into their goldfish factory to find my poor Pon-Pon, but they distracted me with Iron Man and a guy in a wheelchair.  :(  Bastards...